The Mammogram
This is an X-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.
Mammograms require your breast to do gymnastics. If you have extremely agile breasts, you should do fine.
Most breast, however, pretty much hang around doing nothing in particular, so they’re woefully unprepared.
But you can prepare for a mammogram right at home using these simple exercises.
EXERCISE 1 - Refrigerate two bookends overnight.
Lay one of your breasts (either will do) between the two bookends and smash the bookends together as hard as you can.
Repeat three times daily.
EXERCISE 2 - Locate a pasta maker or old wringer washer.
Feed the breast into the machine and start cranking.
Repeat twice daily.
EXERCISE 3 - (ADVANCED)
Situate yourself comfortably on your side on the garage floor.
Place your breasts snugly behind the rear tire of the family van.
When you give the signal, hubby will slowly ease the car into reverse.
Hold for five seconds.
Repeat on the other side.
There is a Gift
Ivy E. Davis
There is a gift I would not trade, For all the wealth the world has made.
It will suffice in age and youth, The Word of God, the precious truth.
Revealed through men in days of old, The truth worth more to us than gold.
For gold will wane as years go by, But the Word of God will never die.
The time may come when man would say, I’ll trade my gold for one more day.
But with the Word on which to stand, I know I’ll join the happy band.
And as I wax in ripe old age, I’ll shun the gold for His Holy page.
And shout above the worldly din, “Come, Lord Jesus, and take me in.”
Therefore I care not for the gold, It will not comfort when I’m old.
But crave a more substantial base, For He’ll sustain me by His grace.
There is a gift of much discern, I would not trade for all I earn
It will suffice in age and youth, The Word of God, the precious truth.
It renders peace to those on earth, Who take it whole for new birth.
Guides us to rewards above, Gives life eternal with those we love.
Dear Jo,
You may desire to buy some things that you and I should eat.
Or you may need a thing or two to keep the house so neat.
So of the six I’ll leave you five
To use at your disgression
Remember though at taxing time
We have a slight depression.
-Ivy Davis
(Monday, March 18, 1963)
I will not be a stranger
When I reach the other shore
The Savior who redeemed me
Will know me from before.
And others will be with Him
Loved ones of long ago
They too will gather round Him
With their faces all aglow.
-Ivy Davis
Eternal Life
-Ivy E. Davis
When the trying life is over
For this temple here on earth,
I would not have you sorrow,
Rather have you supplant mirth.
Life has had so many blessings
From the cradle back to dust.
You should not resent my resting,
But a tear drop if you must.
Romans 8:1
Good bye to you? No never. For we meet again some day.
On the cross of old Golgotha Jesus died so that we may.
John 6:45
So if there in you be doubtingo f the shed blood on the hill,
Study much, believe the scripture, If you know God says you will.
Acts 17:11
Lend an open ear to preaching read and prove the sayings true.
If it is as God recorded, believe for your salvation too.
Acts 26:29
Life’s so sweet and friends are many would to God that all might know.
All the joys of serving Jesus even here on earth below.
Luke 23rd Chapter
Daily life to Him was wretched. Finally hanged upon the tree.
Sweetly was His earthly mission, eternal life for you and me.
Isaiah 53rd Chapter
Body pains to Him were nothing. Even so that He must die.
But the pain that hurts our Jesus is that men should pass Him by.
So again I say in parting, when I leave you, do not weep.
Joined we’ll shout and sing His praises when He brings us from our sleep.
